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two flatbreads left, can't muster the willpower to eat themThursday, October 5, 2006
I'm bored fucking shitless right now.  Bored, bored, bored.  I'm not sure how the remaining two hours and seven minutes are going to pass but I hope I make it.  It's terribly hot in here, the windows started pinging open and closed due to the wind and I didn't fancy a huge window pane falling on my head so had to shut them.  Moments like this is one of the few things I fucking hate about this job, the periods of absolute tedium.  Making it through the day with NOTHING to do is horrid.  I've hit the two hour mark now.  Even the board is quite slow today, which isn't helping.
I need to piss, the urinal blockage has been cleared but the toilets still smell of old manky piss.  I might just sit on the stairwell for a bit and look at people going in and out of the station, people in the office will just assume I've gone for a shit.
Well, that plan was foiled by actually needing a shit.  It was ok, mostly air really, bit of a beer shit.  Browsed through some old saved texts on my phone, ahhh, nice.  Spend a while washing my hands.  Come out just as grey haired bloke with a moustache was coming in, he was very grateful for me holding open the door, he won't appreciate the stench in their  though I would imagine.  But I recognise him as the fella who leaves the horrendous skid marks in the pan when he has his morning shit.  Very dark shit.
I just want to read my books.
Rice or jacket spuds with my chilli tonight?  I've always had rice but I have a few jacket spuds waiting to be use and it gives me an excuse to put loads of cheese on top of the chilli, you can't do that with rice.  Rice and cheese just seems wrong together.  well, you have rice and cheese in a stuffed pepper I suppose.
I once ate a packet of uncle bens microwave rice with some parmesan cheese sprinkled on when I was incredibly skint.  It was shit.  Although not as bad as my microwaved beans with blue cheese and no toast that I had once.  Vile.
I won't be blogging until sunday but will have lots of stories of Monkeyworld and Weymouth.
One hour and 10 minutes to go now.  Please go quickly


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