another fairly dull day although I am starting on some halifax artwork at last so at least I have something to do.
Just had some pretty vile salad bowl selection from waitrose. bored to tears of the sandwich selection (anything vegetarian just seems to involve lots of cheese. Dont get me wrong, i love cheese, but every day? gets a bit dull). Waitrose always seems to be full of really old OAPs who are struggling to function and gay couples. Was going to sit outside for dinner but I can't be arsed to walk to the parkland STOP TAPPING THE FUCKING PEN WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR HEADPHONES ON. Gah, I get incredibly annoyed in the small amount of time I have my headphones off in the office. I thought I was sat next to the worst noisy eater in our previous place but now I'm next to a lad who is a new level of disgusting. I fail to see why people cant eat with their mouths closed. It isn't hard. Upon finishing he will use his finger to rub round his teeth while sucking it, then sucks all his other fingers. That above anything drives me crackers, just the noise of it. Sat on the plane coming back from my holidays the other week and a bloke had bought a carton of stinking chicken wings on to it, which he proceeded to eat for fucking ages but making sure he ate with his mouth open and sucked his fingers after every single one of the fuckers. Eating as an action in general is horrible, why we have to sit and do it in front of each other I don't know, it's like reverse shitting. Mashing, slobbering, mouths filled with mush and saliva. And why do people insist on talking when they have their holes filled?
Think I'll have a drink on my todd tonight, I've been far too wound up by office people this week and I could possibly say something far too honest when my gob has been lubricated.
phew, got an awful lot of wind today, time to pop to the stairwell and release I think.
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