I fly back today.  Lovely holiday but I shall resist banging on about it because it´s just dull for all concerned.  I would recommend visiting madeira though.

Doesn´t look like I´ve missed much round here, you lazy shits, although I am pleased to see Nosworthy setting up a blog.  Anyway, I´ve just had breakfast and I had a mountain of spinach yesterday which I think is ready to depart form my bumhole so I should be off.  normal service will be resumed tomorrow, you´ll all be thrilled to here, I´m sure.