A new piece of chewing gum has turned up in the urinal. It looks very vibrant next to it's almost brown, veteran counterpart. I shall keep you updated on it's decent into shrivelled browness, providing the cleaners don't remove it, that is. It's no fun pissing on a piece of chewing gum, whereas tab ends are endless fun, piercing the top end to see the remaining tabacco burst out before removing the paper and then if you're on a real power piss, try to get the cover off the filter.
I have to paint an aurora borealis as viewed from space but I really can't be arsed.
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