a fat chinese lad shifting boxes of computer equipment up in out one working lift. He was sweating a lot. I find it amusing when people get flustered in lifts and think pressing the floor button again and again will make the doors close quicker.
A priest fella walking out of the station with down-to-the-ground black robes on and a big fuck-off beard, bet the poor bugger was baking. Why choose black as the colour of priests garb, it's a bit depressing. Surely they should be all in brilliant white with crazy patterns and pictures on em and that. Saw a priest on a Harley the other day, noticed the monstrous bike coming down the road only as it got close did I see the dog collar and full priest kit.
They seem to have started to sell 'Cranks' veggie sandwiches in my local waitrose again, which is ace. Had a lovely wrap yesterday but wasn't too keen on the falafel wrap I had today. Bought some lentil crisps – not bad, but not great. Got some nuts and seeds for later.
I am now retouching an image of ross noble with CG bubbles in his hair. I don’t find ross noble very funny, but lots of other people seem to.
Fucking hell, cucumber always repeats on me.
Just had to tidy up some of my bosses work AGAIN as he’s pissed off out the office. I had to do it on his machine so I rather childishly farted in his chair while I was there. I am really full of arse gas today, but thankfully it isn’t horrific, as it usually is, so I can release it in the office with relatively little danger. I was pushing my arse cheeks together to try and contain any potential smell at dinner and unleashed one and it came through the gap in my legs like a bubble, I couldn’t be certain for a couple of seconds that it was a bubble of wind or a bubble of shit.
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