Had a great nights sleep last night, slept right through which barely ever happens to me. Odd dream though, set in our old house on South Bents. Woke up and I always need a shit as soon as I get up (can be very inconvenient at times). Got up this morning and strolled through to the bathroom and trying to climb up the outside of the bath was a spider (one of those really long legged ones that aren't really scary, like the fat-bodied ones which are a little sinister). Our flat has quite a few spiders kicking about as it is an old building (lovely old manor house that has been concerted into flats - huge high ceilings and massive doors....ace) and they, and their webs, can be quite irritating. So I thought I would capture and release him even though I really needed a shit. went and got a mug and an old gas bill to capture him and when I got back the fucker had totally disappeared. Spiders can be fucking ninjas like that, he was sat in the middle of the bathroom and because he was of the long-legged type he wasn't exactly quick. But, upon returning.....totally gone. I bent over to see if he was under the standing cabinet only to go and partially shit myself. Bugger. So the rest of the shit then took priority. Sat down and then notice the bugger on the side of the cabinet. He didn't pick the best time to flaunt my failure in my face, I rolled up my NME and executed him on the spot. Sorry spider, I wouldn't normally do that, but you are partially responsible for me partially shitting myself.
Fairly dull evening really, as was this morning. Getting back into my full morning breakfast routine. Bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, large glass of pink grapefruit juice and a mug of hot water with the juice of a freshly squeezed lemon with some honey in. magic. And an apple and a banana for mid morning snack. I'm getting good at eating a lot of fruit, and I eat lots of veg by default with being a veggie these days.
Anyway, I'm off to finish texturing this motorcyclists boot (I'm half way through the stiching - ugh). Wearing a 'Supreme Being' t-shirt today, but I certainly don't feel like one, I would hazard a guess that supreme beings don't partially shit themselves of a morning.
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