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another quicky for todayFriday, December 21, 2007
first, a text to the missus:-

"How did I ever live without her?  Half of my soul was lost, as was her half.  Lost in the worlds cold,dank hinterland.  How did we make it through?  Such torment.  Against all odds I find my other, gradually those pieces met.  A whole is united.  It glows and dispels all gloom.  Untouchable. If it separates again it knows its half awaits around that hidden corner, pining.  The sweet embrace of the forever reuniting will light the cosmos"


A story from the board that made me laugh a lot and still does:-

"I do a few weekend classes for the oil company executives and presidents. They all love reading anything in English and despite being Chinese they all have a bit of a sense of humour. I told them about the situation that you, Hazey, have found yourself in and last saturday, gave them the link to the blog.
I've just this minute had a phone call from the president of the 'Exploration and Drilling Company'
The conversation went like this
Him " Ah Mr Richard, how are you?"
Me "I'm fine thanks, how about you?"
Him "Yes, can you tell me about how to say a word"
Me "No problem, what is it?"
Him "It's from that mans writings"
Me "Ah, you mean Hazey?"
Him "No, I spell it for you............... 'K' 'A' 'G' 'O' 'U' 'L'
Me "Ah yes, it's Kagoul, a light raincoat.
a fairly long silence.................. ......................... .
Him "Ah, does everybody have one for when it rains in England?"
Me "Yes, we all carry them for emergencies"
Him "I understand now, thankyou""

Something PM'ed to me on skunkers by a poster known to the SMB, good old Novice Poster, or Retsop Ecivon as he's known now.  very touching indeed (for non locals a 'Parafin' means 'parafin lamp - tramp - sunderland fan', he's a newcastle fan, local rival football teams.  Obviously 'bengal lancer' is 'cancer'.

Perspiration...No Man Woman Man...Inspiration, Daft Cunt.


There was this Gadgy I knew of, but didn't know.
We were acquaitances via Footy on the tinternet.
The Bengal Lancer is claiming his Life, but not his Soul.
I now know him and I also now know in a different Life we could have been great Friends.
That's wrong, I know we are great Friends.
My Paraffin Mukka you will never know how much you have inspired me and you have really convinced me not to throw in my Mortal Towel.
Godspeed your tranquility Main Man.
(Liz, you are a very Lucky Lady.)
Hazey Lad you are humility personified and until I die I will be your humble Friend.

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