| a total cunt? I tune in every fucking week with the simple aim of scowling at her, her lifestyle, her pretend scenarios ('ooo, fucking alan yentob has dropped by demanding food, whatever shall I do?', who just drops by and says 'so what's for dinner then nigella?' but of course, they all want to be fed by her, as she constantly fucking bangs on about. I'm sure some of her mates must be able to make their own fucking dinners), her irritating cocked head, her hateful pretend kids, her oh-aren't-we-all-so-busy-like-me (look I have to get a taxi to meet the girls, I have to get a fucking taxi everywhere because I'm stupidly rich) balls. I don't even understand why people find her attractive, the same fucking clothes every week, long black skirt to hide the barge arse, boring top showing a bit of cleavage for the male viewers topped off with a cardigan/denim jacket (deninmjacket when you are cooking?) to hide the big huge arms, if you are so proud of your weight why do you try to hide it so much? scared you'll lose one of the only consistent viewing types, the solitary man with cock in hand after a mid evening wank? |
