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| Hello there, this is Mrs Hazey writing this after being dictated to by a fairly immobile Hazey. Obviously you know the news that the operation was unsuccessful, but on the plus side, they took away my gallbladder before it exploded and also fixed my hernia. Im still in alot of pain but getting stronger each day. I can even walk to have a shit on my own now. ze germans have been really good apart from their obsession with suppositories and all things arse related. I even have Nurofen to put up my arse tody. Needless to say it has been the most undignified week of my life due to my current state. The worst part being given a wash by 2 nurses when I really didnt want them to, cleaning my cock with the force of someone trying to get the last bit of toothpaste out of a tube. I dont think my bellend has recovered. Im ok in spirits. I can at least say that I have tried. It would have been worse not to try and never know, even though the recovery is some of the hardest times Ive been through. I just have to look now to chemo and the novel treatments (as they put it) that they have in store for me back home. Im looking forward to gettting back home and getting back to my way of life, but I remain positive that I can still beat this and will do whatever it takes to do so. Hopefully Ill be well enough to post myself in a couple of days, but that will have to wait until I have this fucking catheta off my knob. Speak to you soon. Hazey. | ||
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| Ouch,ouch and yay thrice ouch!! What is it with mainland Europeans and suppositories??You have just reminded me of a school exchange trip I did to France aged 12ish.I had this most terrible cold and swollen tonsils and they kept bringing me hot lemon and these strange cone shaped things???I drank the lemon but just kept lining these things up along the windowsill, eventually in school dictionary French on my part and English on Valerie'spart I learnt what they were intended for, I politely refrained and spent the rest of the fortnight feeling like shit but anything had to be better than aged 12 sticking one of those you no where.Anyway keep positive and hope to hear more ramblings soon( catheters are the work of the devil are they not!!) | |||
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| ...otherwise why have a shelf in the WC? Is it in case they accidentally swallow a gold coin and want to dig it out? So they can judge the state of their health by colour, size and smell? Or are they just plain anal in everything? We had a troop of German scouts in The Jolly at lunchtime today. They sang a song before leaving. I accidentally referred to them as Hitlerjungend, but I think I got away with it... Edited by ps on Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 4:15 PM | |||
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| I'd be crap at writing a blog, as I struggle to put things down well in words - luckily for us, you don't appear to. Even this note here has been deleted about 5 or 6 times. im glad you are able to say things in you own inimitable style and mrs hazey is clearly a top ghost writer. still not sure what exactly im trying to say apart from best wishes for the next set of treatment and I am looking forward to reading the comparisons of an british cock-wash against the german one.
Stephen. | |||
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| we have never met but read your postings on the SMB and just had to say to you keep positive and your extended family on the SMB are all praying for you . The best of luck marra, hope one day to actually meet up with you. | |||
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| Are you sure you went to a hospital? The 'treatment' you received seems very familiar to what is available in a gentlemans club in Hamburg I've heard about. | |||
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| ...felt the pain and I don't even have a nob !!!
<br>Good to hear from you Hazey. First time I've commented though I do read. <br>Nice to hear from you - stay strong fella <br>Much love <br>x | |||
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| sorry 'bout the <br>s - no idea what happened there
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| Oh, I see.
That's for the update hazey lad, very, erm, graphic. | |||
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| ... I wonder what it's like to be a man. But when I read about German cock washes, I'm glad I'm not one. | |||
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