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| "Everyone knows a guy like Mickey", well, sorry mr.head and shoulders, but I don't, nor would I want to as Mickey is what I would term 'a fucking cunt'. The advert drives me fucking mental. Look how mickey models all these different looks with the aim of luring some women in to bed for casual sex. Ho ho, that's what head and shoulders can do for you! What a load of arse guff, I find it offensive that advertising companies think the only way of flogging grooming products to blokes is to suggest that it enables you to sleep with more women. The double standards in this is also a bit sickening, if you had a womens shampoo that showed her doing her hair and fucking a different fella every night the opinion of the public would be 'what a slut' but because it's a bloke well it's all ok then, that's just what men do, objectify women, sleep around and are generally cunts. But head and shoulders is recommended by FHM, the ultimate cunt periodical, so it must be great. 'knock off nigel buys knock off DVDs', another absolutely hopeless advert. Bless em, they are trying to stigmatise buying copied DVDs but this effort is just pathetic. So people who don't wish to pay a whopping multinational a terribly inflated price for a disk are obviously the same people who 'scrounge drinks' and most bizarrely 'give his girlfriend a watch he found in the street'. When was the last time you found a fucking watch in the street? It's just woeful. Anyway, I've been ok. Saw my oncologist yesterday and he was discussing my case and was talking about all sorts of new therapies and even possibly trying some very experimental stuff on me. The experimental stuff wouldn't be covered by my health insurance but we've said we'll pay but he said he might be able to do it as part of some clinical trial as well for nowt. I felt really hopeful that he was talking about all this crazy shit, try anything you like on me docs, I'm open to owt! He's a very endearing character though, obviously quite a 'brain', he's quite nerdy and often gets flustered trying to get his words out but I quite like that. The private hospital was fucking lovely, everything on time, everyone terribly nice, all done out really nice...very smart. I'll be having some more scans before they dcide what to do next. They might use photo dynamic therapy on me initially, which seems quite cool, although you have to stay in a dark room for 3 days or something before you have it. Who knows, with all these experimental things being tried I might end up with a superpower like the Hulk : ) All set for the wedding now I reckon, still not nervous but I know I'll fucking brick it tomorrow, especially the actual ceremony. No doubt I'll piss tears like a jessy during it. Thanks for all your good wishes, they're really appreciated and I got the monkeyworld sponsorship through, top gift which made me smile. oh christ, here's one of the fucking marksies ads on the box...FUCK OFF! | ||
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| if you'd mentioned that you *don't* get women for casual sex *before* I spent all that money down the chemists on Lynx
what I fool I feel :( Still - all the best tomorrow :) | |||
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| ...tomorrow for Mr and Mrs Hazey ! | |||
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| And wish both of you perfect day. | |||
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| Crap adverts watch out when Hazey’s about
That Mickey’s a c**t, this lad has no doubt Dull rambling they’re not, they’re never too long Now the wedding is done – when’s the next one? Thought as reality, I may not follow Junking mechanics is hard to swallow Devil in the detail; God in the dice Debate in the pub - that sounds pretty nice. C**ts make him mad and crisps drive him crazy To the King of the Blogs – Long Live Hazey! Edited by ps on Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 4:06 PM | |||
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| love it. cheers PS | |||
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